a coined phrase meaning not remotely authentic or genuine; completely false. A pound is a monetary unit of the United Kingdom worth 100 pence. A seven-poundnote has never been produced and thus if one existed it would obviously be counterfeit or phony.(slang) very false indeed; not remotely genuine. A variation of the phrasephony as a three-dollar bill. Neither the seven-poundnote nor the three-dollar bill have ever been in circulation as valid currency.